Bare Crapistry

Bare Crapistry is a high-quality fine art print made using the giclée process, a fancy French word meaning “to spray,” which feels wildly appropriate given the subject matter. This technique uses a large-format inkjet printer that fires microscopic droplets of pigment to capture every detail, colour, and shade of your favourite pop culture icons reimagined as non-fungible turds.

Printed on 320gsm fine art cotton paper, it has a smooth matte finish with no artificial chemicals, just natural fibres that feel as premium as a perfectly polished Doom Roll. Colours pop, lines stay crisp, and the archival inks mean your print will not fade for over 100 years… unlike most cinematic universes.

It is quick drying, water resistant, and best enjoyed with a fresh box of Doom Roll nearby, because true art belongs close to the throne.